Stole

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents dad/mom
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Shoot ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: You cant get rid of
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the crap outa them.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ask if you okay when you fall down
REAL FRIENDS: Will pee on themselves with laughter at your stupiditiy
FAKE FRIENDS: Laugh when you laugh for no reason
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh when they find it funny
FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like i did